It can now be said with certainty

Hardball's Chris Matthews is Karl Rove and G-Dub's PERSONAL BITCH

(from Crooks And Liars)

Matthews: So what do you think about your paper, running that story the very day of the President's greatest victory? You guys are raining on his parade, the best day of his life.

[snip]

Matthews: ..if this gamble comes through and it's note clear yet. If this gamble that he can create a democracy in the middle of the Arab world, and he does it; he belongs on Mt. Rushmore....

Mount Rushmore?

Is Matthews out of his Rove-spooge-addled mind?

What about the candy and flowers that we were told our troops were going to be greeted with, i didn't know they measured candy in millimeter and caliber increments, O, Mindless Tweety-bitch. I didn't know that FTD Florists' Iraqi division specialized in Improvised Explosive Bouquets.

Chris, your beloved Chimperor's "greatest victory" has no value outside the realm of propaganda unless and until proven otherwise, but in the meantime we are certain that Chimpy and AG Abu Gonzales have placed themseleves above the very laws and rules they swore to enforce and defend by deciding that they needed to obey neither existing laws allowing for domestic spying nor FISA rules allowing for survellance of foreign parties on American soil.